Day Two

Dear Dylan,

For the first two days of your life you have been very cool. I have been calling you Chillin’ Dylan because you don’t cry like we expected you to and you are so relaxed. But last night I feel you were starting to get a little greedy and whiny about your need for human contact and seemingly constant flow of breast milk. As your Dad I just want you to know that you might want to dial that back a bit.

Also, you have Spock ears, so get off your high horse.

Dad

 

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